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SOZ Review #11 Let Sleeping Corpses Lie.
Posted by Chris in Reviews, Uncategorized, Zombies on August 16th, 2010
Perhaps, a zombie film shouldn’t be judged by its first zombie, but there’s something to be said about how you how you toss your first punch at the audience. Romero’s infamous first Zombie, Bill Hinzman of Flesheater fame, lurked in the distance, creepy and dark, like gathering storm clouds at the edge of the cemetery. Jack Snyder’s little girl from Dawn’ 2004 stepped into the light to reveal her shredded face, then she unleashed hell. Day of the Dead (1985) darkened its screen with a long shambling shadow that stepped out of the glare of the blazing sun to reveal a living dead man with no lower jaw and a long rotting tongue hanging out.
Jorge Grau‘s Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1977) first zombie is very reminiscent of Bill Hinzman’s NOTLD 68′ graveyard zombie, lurching slowly through an old graveyard in a black suit. Watching him apprehensively, is Edna,(Cristina Galbó) whose trip to her sister’s house has been plagued with delays and missteps. She waits for her traveling companion, George, (Ray Lovelock) who while receiving directions learn that local farmers are testing a machine that shoots radiation into the ground to kill insects.
Everything seems to be in place for the typical formula to unfold. Locals messing with experimental technology, a woman left alone without the car keys, and a drunk looking man shambling towards her. The unknown man reaches for Edna and she is forced to flee to her car, but like Barbabra before her, she forgot she didn’t have the keys. She has to flee through the river, but when George returns with the farmer the zombie has disappeared.
Yes, It’s one of those clever zombie films and even though George and Edna have a car and newly acquired directions to her sister’s house, they get lost and the “Yogi bear” of (smarter than the average) zombies beats them to her sister’s house. Back at the ranch, we learn Edna’s sister is a heroine addict and her photographer husband has asked Edna over to help him commit her sister into a rehab clinic. While waiting for Edna to arrive, the unhappy couple have a fight and Edna’s sister sneaks off to the shed to do some heroine.
In the shed, the audience is treated to some classic creepy tension building camera angles and the eerie labored breathing that marks the zombies in this film. Edna calls out, but no one replies, until an inflatable raft falls over and Edna’s zombie friend is waiting behind it. Well, that explains how he beat them, he took a boat.
Edna’s crack head sister manages to escape by breaking a window and catches up to her husband that is photographing a nearby waterfall. Yogi gives chase and attacks the couple, ultimately killing her husband. She flees in terror with the creature fast on her heel but when she flees to the driveway, headlights bleach out her face, and again, the zombie sees the car and ducks into the bushes. Yawn.
From here on out, the movies settles into an even slower pace, where it can establish its social commentary about the distrust between the post-war generations.An old school cop heading up the investigation suspects Edna and George, “those dirty drug hippies” to be responsible for the murder and everything else from drugs to satanic rituals, but refuses to believe the truth of the zombie plague. George himself has problems believing his new companion and after they discover that man Edna saw at the river is deceased George decide to go on field trip to the graveyard so he can prove to her that he’s in his grave.
They arrive at the tomb to discover…a zombie film! The narrative and genre conventions finally pick up as they find his coffin to discover it empty and the cemetery caretaker eaten. From here, we have a claustrophobic fight scene where even though our heroes are locked in the tomb with Yogi and his super-human strength, however he seems distracted and uninterested with putting real effort into eating them. Instead, he starts placing his blood on the eyelids of the dead, but I thought the farming equipment brings the dead back? Whatever.
While he’s distracted raising re-enforcements, Edna and George slip out the back of the crypt into a newly dug grave and a cop that the paranoid detective sent to tail them arrives just in time to join the fun. Even though, they’re in the open field with their choice of vehicles a short jog away and the slowest moving creatures pursuing them, they decide to take the only course of action that will give the zombies an advantage and trap themselves in a small building. That makes sense. With creatures that have no speed and superhuman strength, you want to corner yourself.
From here, the movie becomes very episodic. From Mortuary, to mansion, to hospital wing, the zombie plague moves from location to location (and by plague I mean never more than four). The police continue to distrust the young couple and anyone else that witnesses the zombies ends up dead, leaving Edna and George running from both the undead and the law. The lack of cooperation between all parties leads up to a climax that ends in a ironic Romerian style conclusion.
While the internal logic in this piece seemed to have rotted away somewhere early in the script writing, the film still succeeds with strong atmosphere, creepy cinematography, and clever social commentary. Despite the hokey super zombies, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie‘s message of clan mentality: Scientific community pushing forward without questioning side effects or outside criticism, Generational profiling by law enforcement, and neither groups willing to admit for a second that they may be the one that is wrong is the ultimate downfall of their society. Very rarely, outside of a Romero piece, is zombies and satire pulled off with such ease.
Zombie fans may be disappointed with this piece that deviates from a very promising and comfortable formula; the typical horde never rising from the lofty expectations that lurched onto the screen with that first zombie, but, despite all my complaints, I can’t help but coming away from this piece with the feeling that I actually watched a half-way decent zombie film that didn’t really on boobs (though one gets peeled like an over ripe mango) or gimmicks to sell tickets.
S.O.Z RATING 23 of 30— Not the type of lost classic I wanted to find, but a lost classic none the less.
Scary – 4 of 5 *Very tense and creepy.
Atmosphere- 5 of 5
Gore- 5 of 5* Hardly non-stop, but brutal when it happens
Camp Value- 2 of 5
Zombies Kills- 2 of 5 * only burnings
SOZ Review #5: Night of the Comet
Posted by Chris in Reviews, Uncategorized, Zombies on July 17th, 2010
If The Breakfast Club had zombies then each of the eighties stereotyped characters would probably have been armed with Uzis instead of wise cracks, and the final cut of the film would have been pretty close to Night of the Comet (1984). Being born in 80′, I’ve heard the title tossed around hundreds of times, but somehow I never sat down and watched it. Doing so twenty-six years separated made this film more hilarious than it ever was intended to be. 80s culture is hard to believe as a reality even after having lived through them.
NOTC has the quality of Laser Tag: fun but clearly entertainment from another age much like the graphically challenged Tempest arcade game that our typical 80s tom-boy heroine protagonist “Reggie” is trying to land the high score on when the film begins. Regina (Catherine Mary Stewart) is an employee at the local movie theater where she often has romps in the attic of the theater with her projectionist boyfriend. The movie begins on one such evening where instead of going to see the passing the comet she stays at work and sleeps with her boyfriend. Before doing so, she calls her little sister to provide her “evil step mother” with an excuse.
Her big-haired blond ditsy cheerleader sister, clad in leg warmers and workout spandex, has a big altercation with their evil step mom over the issue and ends up on the losing the end of a slap boxing match, which encourages her to sleep outside in the tool shed. Everyone else in town stays out to party and watch the comet fly past. Morning comes and all seems well until Reggie ventures out side and finds that everyone is either been turned to dust or zombified. Reggie hurries home to find her sister Samantha (Kelli Maroney) has also somehow survived and they use their superior valley girl intellects to figure out some crazy plot point about both sleeping the night in structures made of steel being the factor that saved their lives…it really doesn’t matter.
From here on out, a mix of post-apocalyptic fun unfolds, but other than the initial scene outside here Reggie discovers her boyfriend being eaten by a zombie–and a talking zombie at that– this isn’t really a zombie film. Well to be fair, Sam is attacked by three cop zombies but only in back to back “false scare” dream sequences and those three zombies inhabiting the nightmare make up half of the whopping grand total of six zombies in this film. However, the creatures are talked about as if they are everywhere. When Reggie and Sam discover another survivor, Hector (Robert Beltran), at the radio station, he tells the girls a group of zombies ate the girl that he drove into the city with.
With mostly Zombies being only talked about, the remainder of the film is basically filled with the usual post apocalyptic conventions, evil government organizations with dark plots, strange cults that hide in malls, public target practice with automatic weapons, and even an 80′s verison of the Dawn of the Dead 78‘ shopping Montague, but this one is set to Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” Did I mention this movie was made in the 80s?
After the Montague ends, the girls lose a gun battle to the weird mall cult and end up chained up in the basement and forced to play Russian Roulette only to be saved by the evil government group that also wishes them harm. Hector, before the montage, headed home to find out the fate of his family. Instead, he encounters “ONE” zombie child who he escapes from by getting back in his truck and heading back to LA to reunite with the girls.
The climax involves a big show down at a shady HQ military base where hopefully Hector will arrive in time to save the day…yada yada…and there’s a couple more zombies on screen for a few seconds. In typical 80s fashions, the good guys win with a boom and the audience is treated with a witty light-hearted epilogue that delivers a punchline to a joke started in the first five minutes of the flick. Hooray-8os!
Being a child of 1980 and growing up with films like Mannequin, FootLoose, Gremlins, Big Trouble in Little China, and, of course, The Goonies, it is difficult for me not to enjoy an 80s movie that I haven’t seen yet because the nostalgic atmosphere is very overpowering. NOTC is overflowing with eighties conventions and enjoyable for nostalgic value but fails as miserably as a zombie film. Far from the 80′s Shaun of the Dead, NOTC should just be an 80′s post-apocalyptic spoof movie, but since we we live in a digitally sub-divided film rental world this one is always going to find its way into Zombie horror. Thus, allow me to educate: its a far stretch to be called a zombie film, but if you like 80s foolishness and zombies than it should please.
S.O.Z RATING 12 of 30— Low score because its classified wrong, but still fun for those who understand and appreciate the 80s
Scary – 1 of 5
Atmosphere- 1 of 5
Gore- 1 of 5
Camp Value- 5 of 5
Zombies Kills- 1 of 5









